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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
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 15
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First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
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 15
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KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
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 30
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Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
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 30
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Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
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 15
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Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
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 15
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Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
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 15
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Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
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 15
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Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
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 15
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Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
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 15
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Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
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 15
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For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
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 15
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Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
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 15
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Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
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 15
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Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
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 15
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Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
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 15
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Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
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 15
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Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
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 15
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Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
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 15
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Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
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 15
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Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
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 15
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Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
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 15
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Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
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 15
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Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
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 15
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Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
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 15
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Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
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 15
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Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
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 15
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No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
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 15
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Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
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 15
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Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
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 30
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Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
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 75
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Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
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 15
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More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
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 30
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More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
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 75
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Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
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 15
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Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
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 25
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Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
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 15
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Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
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 15
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Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
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 15
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Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
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 15
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Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
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 15
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Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
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 75
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Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
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 15
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Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
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 15
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Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
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 15
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Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
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 15
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You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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 15
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Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
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 15
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Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
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 15
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Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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 15
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